Tickle Me Tuesday – 031114

These were just too funny not to share… Embarrassing, but funny

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Courtesy Microsoft Clip Arts Courtesy Microsoft Clip Arts

Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -the last one is great!  Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back?

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, ‘How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?’
I turned around and walked back out and never went back.  My husband didn’t say a word…he knew better.

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I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.  I was unhappy with the women’s type I had been using.  After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store.  He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said, ‘I think I like playing with men’s balls’

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My sister and I were…

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